Fix Rumer

Bad color

fixrumer — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:05:45 +0000

Not the hair. We almost like the hair. I mean, it’s like putting a bow on a turd, but it’s a cool color. No, that lipstick just was not good! No bueno!! In truth, that’s the least of our problems. Still, it bugged enough to change it in the edit.

Also, I know it looks like we just pasted Demi Moore’s face onto Rumer’s head… but this is what Rumer would actually look like if her genes didn’t get scrambled in the womb.

Happy New Year, Rumer-ettes!

fixrumer — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:23:45 +0000

We’re back after the New Year ready to tackle more of that which is known as Rumer! We all know what her New Year’s resolution should be: STOP GOING OUT IN PUBLIC!

Anyway, here at Fix Rumer labs, have mixed emotions about the feature “House Bunny” grossing around $49 million at the box office. I mean, good for the economy, good for Rumer. Not so good for the rest of us. Did you see those previews? Who went to see this!? Is this a sign that we as a nation are getting dumber, willing to settle for a sub-par plot with an unnotable cast? And it means more work for us at the Lab, more long hours away from the wife and kids. And more movie roles for Miss Willis. Has she no mercy?

Oh, and Rumer’s a redhead now. Or she was last time we checked. By our calculations, she has been a brunette, a blond and now a redhead. Good for you, Rumer. Good to set goals and meet them.

Another Fix

fixrumer — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 23:45:24 +0000

Sorry we haven’t posted in a while. Due to the economy crashing, our funds ran dry for a bit. But here’s a little fix we had waiting in the wings:

More from Hannah

fixrumer — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 18:36:11 +0000

Thanks so much to Hannah for these 2 fixes. She had this to say:

Insomnia sucks, but I feel like I am accomplishing something the world desperately needs to see accomplished.

Godspeed, Rumer Repair Squad.

Thanks Hannah!

Maybe she’s onto something

fixrumer — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:47:38 +0000

Maybe we are being narrow minded here. Maybe Rumer is a highly adapted human. Maybe Rumer’s chin is similar to how squirrels grew bushy tails to aid balance. Makes you wonder what her chin will enable her to do?

Increase chewing ability
Dissipate heat
Warn predators
Store water
Evade reproduction

Check out the bloodshot eyes in the original.

“I had to fix her make up for her wtf?!”

fixrumer — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 18:29:43 +0000

FR Technician Dana seemed especially troubled with Rumer today. But it was all worth it!

Yay Erin

fixrumer — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:51:09 +0000

Graphic designer and close friend to FR Labs fixed some vintage Rumer pics (notice the long hair). Erin really went above and beyond by doing two! She had this to say:

It’s hard to tell whether or not I’m fixing her too much… every liquify just feels so right.

It’s definitely not as simple as it seems. It’s more than just the chin….so much more. Anyway I’m going to go lay down, this much facial reconstruction work has been physically draining.

We hear you Erin. Loud and clear!

Video killed the Radio star

fixrumer — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 17:49:41 +0000

A little while ago, Rumer was in some video. While it’s too late to save the video, we thought we could at least fix one frame from it.

F for EFFort!

fixrumer — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 04:07:24 +0000

The studious look is becoming on you, Rumer. Maybe you should become a student. Full time. Put, uh…um… well, whatever it is you do for a living on hold and really concentrate on your education.

Careers to consider:

Biological Research on nocturnal animals
Photographic Darkroom technique
Remote deep sea exploration

Professions to avoid:

Antique mirror dealer
Day care worker
Actress

BDD

fixrumer — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 00:19:40 +0000

With Rumer’s public appearances increasing exponentially, we realized we need to start thinking long term. It is the wish of FRL Advisory Board that we move forward immediately with development of the psychiatric research and pharmaceutical branch in an effort to stop Rumer Willis’ public appearances at the source.

BDD or body dysmorphic disorder is a psychiatric disorder in which the affected person is excessively concerned about and preoccupied by an imagined or minor defect in his or her physical features.

It is our goal to create a drug that can elicit this disorder in people who need it.