Video killed the Radio star

A little while ago, Rumer was in some video. While it’s too late to save the video, we thought we could at least fix one frame from it.

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F for EFFort!

The studious look is becoming on you, Rumer. Maybe you should become a student. Full time. Put, uh…um… well, whatever it is you do for a living on hold and really concentrate on your education.

Careers to consider:

  • Biological Research on nocturnal animals
  • Photographic Darkroom technique
  • Remote deep sea exploration

Professions to avoid:

  • Antique mirror dealer
  • Day care worker
  • Actress


BDD

With Rumer’s public appearances increasing exponentially, we realized we need to start thinking long term. It is the wish of FRL Advisory Board that we move forward immediately with development of the psychiatric research and pharmaceutical branch in an effort to stop Rumer Willis’ public appearances at the source.

BDD or body dysmorphic disorder is a psychiatric disorder in which the affected person is excessively concerned about and preoccupied by an imagined or minor defect in his or her physical features.

It is our goal to create a drug that can elicit this disorder in people who need it.

Counts as community service

Regular reader, Hannah was good enough to donate 45 minutes to the cause. This should be a reminder to all of us that if everybody contributes just a little time and does their part, we can make a world of progress. And just think of the tax write-off you can get. When you sponsor a rumer photograph, you are giving that picture hope.

Hannah wishes us luck on our noble cause, and to Hannah we tip our knitted beanies in thanks.

Face for Radio

We are staffing up in preparation for Rumer’s upcoming movie, as she will be making more appearances than normal. I mean, appearances that will actually be promoting something other than Playskool Potato Heads and nepotism.

That’s one way to do it

Kudos to Rumer’s fake hair. Thanks for making our job easier!

A new angle

It’s refreshing to see Rumer’s beauty from a different angle for once.  It gives our laboratory more complete three-dimensional data for more accurate facial remapping. Turn yourself about Rumer, don’t be shy, we can take it!